Personnages

Forged in the depths of the Skysteel Manufactory, Traffica Falena is the harbinger of order and chaos both, and also the living embodiment of a traffic light. On the left side, the crimson visage of her STOP eye is a stark command piercing the mind all who gaze upon it. On the right side, the verdant beckoning of the GO eye entices unwary travelers to move forward towards her in an orderly fashion, in their appropriate lanes.

Those who would defy the ordinance of Traffica soon find themselves mired in congested traffic. As they linkshell their loved ones to complain that they are "stuck in traffic", the unwary fools get their Chocobos to honk impatiently as they crawl forward at a Stealthed Gatherer's pace.

But they do not know.

For they are not "stuck in traffic".

They are traffic.

Also sometimes she breaks down and winks her left eye at a regular frequency.

The Warrior of Light thing is more of a side gig.