Things we don’t think about in XIV #2
Yda was Yda during 1.x but Lyse was Yda 2.x and onward.
Auri ears are actually there horns and are suppose to be more sensitive then other ears.
Weapon effects turn off when we sheath them, despite not needing to.
Twice we have done infiltration missions but never had a reason to keep the uniforms.
After we learn what happened from whatever in story, we tell npcs whom then repeat to us what we’ve seen.
There are a lot less suggestive themes such as hookers and whores in 3.x and onwards.
We have not seen Lyse once since last story battle in stormblood.
We have no drunk effect so we are immune to being drunk.
Chocobos are a massive penis joke and they’re still so cute.
We have no change of underwear. But we still have to wear them.
We are always wearing shoes.
Hrothgar head gear could be easily made available from merely reconfiguring miqote helmets with roegadyn.
Viera should not wear helmets due to the damage it could do to there ears.
We have 3 in game public bathing areas but no towel glamour.
Glamour prisms can not be accessed outside of a civilized area. Which makes you wonder how we infiltrate anything.
Despite being the most likely to have muscle tone, neither viera nor miqote can adjust muscle tone.
The fat cat Mount is perhaps the creepiest due to its description.(you will have to read yourself to find out why)
When we first saw the flying whale Bismarck it was made to be an amazing spectacle to behold. Today we have fly T-Rex
Despite being forced to be part of the eorzean alliance in some fashion, we do not get paid, nor get any bonuses beyond ordering a batallion whom only signed up to be with you.
Materia is made of soul Aether so you’re equipping someone.
Materia you can extract to make a new materia needs to come from a 100% soul bound item which means the new materia came from your body and likely sweat.
Wait what is this chocobo penis joke? I'm dense. Can you explain in detail this joke?
Fat Cat best mount.
everyone ride a massive cock. sometimes it's free, sometimes it's costly! ;D
I got another one for you.
Hades is the only final act boss in the MSQ that doesn't have a tail (unless you count Nael from 1.0).
I don't think the knights of the round had a tail. However, they do end up coming from a wyrms eye... sooo maybe it still counts?
buuuuuut technically nidhogg was the final boss of heavensward? oh idk
"Viera should not wear helmets due to the damage it could do to their ears."
Tell that to the many, MANY people bitching about not having them on the forums! ;p
exactly why it's never thought about. rabbit ears are sensitive which also means the veira ears are designed to be sensitive. The force placed upon them from a helmet alone would be likely very painful.
This is not only likely painful putting on, but if there are spots for the ears, then taking off as well And the echo from metal might be even more painful
They Could however wear more visors yus yus