When commemorating the memory of a fallen heroine in Amh Araeng, I was able to procure a rabbit head and body. After dying it pastel pink and wearing it, I started to feel her memory and her presence. Halric, rejoice, your adopted mother lives in me now. I have a new alter-ego: Bunsleen Bunforgiven, the Unheavyweight Bunbun Of The First.
The power of touch and cuddle and squeeze and tease and melt without Stool Pelt is my calling card that goes too hard like a water shard. My husband, Bongaboi Pangyatoy, who volunteered to be my first victim willingly (maybe too willingly), can attest to my godly power, more powerful that any Forgiven Obscenity you can think of. When I capture you, I wrap myself around you and cause you to be unable to move. Then, I start doing my work, I start doing the flirty deed done dirt cheap.
I give you headpats, back pats, butt pats, all different types of pats. Then I give you a nice big smooch with my buck teeth, and then I move my paws up and down your now bare, smooth, soft body. Your arms, hands, fingers, abs, chest, hips, thighs, legs, feet, neck, ears, face, forehead...I suddenly go into a touch-and-go-touch-you-more-sama mode and even get your bolgy wolgy and necky wecky to explode with pleasure hurr hee hee UwU! At that point, I am lying on top of you and proceed to do my finishing move...Melted Bun...an attack of romantic passion that causes you to be incapacitated but sexually satisfied, with a cooldown period of one night in bed, you and me together UwU!
And that is how I, Bunsleen Bunforgiven, the Unheavyweight Bunbun Of The First, feast on my prey and give them a good night's rest while crushing their loneliness temporarily. Social Distancing? More like Social BUNstancing to me, the one and only....BUNSLEEN!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yA82CFvisw